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STAR
WARS - EPISODE VI - RETURN OF THE JEDI
BY
LAWRENCE KASDAN AND GEORGE LUCAS
FROM THE NOVEL BY
GEORGE LUCAS
SECOND DRAFT - DECEMBER 19, 1982
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...
SPACE
The boundless heavens serve as a back-drop for the MAIN TITLE,
followed by a ROLL-UP, which crawls into infinity.
Episode
VI: REVENGE OF THE JEDI...
Luke
Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an
attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of
the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.
Little
does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun
construction on a new armored space station even more powerful
than the first dreaded Death Star.
When
completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for
the small band of Rebels struggling to restore freedom to
the galaxy...
PAN
DOWN to reveal a monstrous half-completed Death Star, its
massive superstructure curling away from the completed section
like the arms of a giant octopus. Beyond, in benevolent contrast,
floats the small, green moon of ENDOR. An Imperial Star Destroyer
moves overhead toward the massive armored space station, followed
by two zipping TIE fighters.
A small Imperial shuttle rockets from the main bay of the
ship and hustles toward the Death Star.
INT
IMPERIAL SHUTTLE - COCKPIT
The shuttle captain makes contact with the Death Star.
SHUTTLE
CAPTAIN : Command station, this is ST 321. Code Clearance
Blue. We're starting our approach. Deactivate the security
shield.
DEATH STAR CONTROLLER : (filtered VO) The security
deflector shield will be deactivated when we have confirmation
of your code transmission. Stand by... You are clear to proceed.
SHUTTLE CAPTAIN : We're starting our approach.
INT
DEATH STAR - CONTROL ROOM
Operators move about among the control panels. A SHIELD
OPERATOR hits switches beside a large screen, on which is
a display of the Death Star, the moon Endor, and a bright
web delineating the invisible deflector shield. A control
officer rushes over to the shield operator.
OFFICER
: Inform the commander that Lord Vader's shuttle has arrived.
OPERATOR : Yes, sir.
The
control officer moves to a view port and watches as the Imperial
shuttle lands in the massive docking bay. A squad of Imperial
stormtroopers moves into formation before the craft.
INT
DEATH STAR - MAIN DOCKING BAY
The
DEATH STAR COMMANDER, MOFF JERJERROD, a tall, confident technocrat,
strides through the assembled troops to the base of the shuttle
ramp. The troops snap to attention; many are uneasy about
the new arrival. But the Death Star commander stands arrogantly
tall. The exit hatch of the shuttle opens with a WHOOSH, revealing
only darkness. Then, heavy FOOTSTEPS AND MECHANICAL BREATHING.
From this black void appears DARTH VADER, LORD OF THE SITH.
Vader looks over the assemblage as he walks down the ramp.
JERJERROD
: Lord Vader, this is an unexpected pleasure. We're honored
by your presence.
VADER : You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander.
I'm here to put you back on schedule.
The
commander turns ashen and begins to shake.
JERJERROD
: I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast
as they can.
VADER : Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
JERJERROD : I tell you, this station will be operational
as planned.
VADER : The Emperor does not share your optimistic
appraisal of the situation.
JERJERROD : But he asks the impossible. I need more
men.
VADER : Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.
JERJERROD (aghast) : The Emperor's coming here?
VADER : That is correct, Commander. And he is most
displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
JERJERROD : We shall double our efforts.
VADER : I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor
is not as forgiving as I am.
EXT
ROAD TO JABBA'S PALACE - TATOOINE
A
lonely, windswept road meanders through the desolate Tatooine
terrain. We HEAR a familiar BEEPING and a distinctive reply
before catching sight of ARTOO-DETOO and SEE-THREEPIO, making
their way along the road toward the ominous palace of Jabba
the Hutt.
THREEPIO
: Of course I'm worried. And you should be, too. Lando
Calrissian and poor Chewbacca never returned from this awful
place.
Artoo
whistles timidly.
THREEPIO
: Don't be so sure. If I told you half the things I've
heard about this Jabba the Hutt, You'd probably short-circuit.
The
two droids fearfully approach the massive gate to the palace.
THREEPIO
: Artoo, are you sure this is the right place? I better
knock, I suppose.
EXT
JABBA'S PALACE - GATE
Threepio
looks around for some kind of signaling device, then timidly
knocks on the iron door.
THREEPIO
(instantly) : There doesn't seem to be anyone there.
Let's go back and tell Master Luke.
A
small hatch in the middle of the door opens and a spidery
mechanical arm, with a large electronic eyeball on the end,
pops out and inspects the two droids.
STRANGE
VOICE : Tee chuta hhat yudd!
THREEPIO : Goodness gracious me!
Threepio
points to Artoo, then to himself.
THREEPIO
: Artoo Detoowha bo Seethreepiowha ey toota odd mischka
Jabba du Hutt.
The
eye looks from one robot to the other, there is a laugh then
the eye zips back into the door. The hatch slams shut. Artoo
beeps his concern.
THREEPIO
: I don't think they're going to let us in, Artoo. We'd
better go.
Artoo
beeps his reluctance as Threepio turns to leave. Suddenly
the massive door starts to rise with a horrific metallic SCREECH.
The robots turn back and face an endless black cavity. The
droids look at one another, afraid to enter. Artoo starts
forward into the gloom. Threepio rushes after his stubby companion.
The door lowers noisily behind them.
THREEPIO
: Artoo, wait. Oh, dear! Artoo. Artoo, I really don't
think we should rush into all this.
Artoo
continues down the corridor, with Threepio following.
THREEPIO
: Oh, Artoo! Artoo, wait for me!
INT
JABBA'S PALACE - HALLWAY
The
door slams shut with a loud crash that echoes throughout the
dark passageway. The frightened robots are met by two giant,
green GAMORREAN GUARDS, who fall in behind them. Threepio
glances quickly back at the two lumbering brutes, then back
to Artoo. One guard grunts an order.
Artoo
beeps nervously.
THREEPIO
: Just you deliver Master Luke's message and get us out
of here. Oh my! Oh! Oh, no.
Walking
toward them out of the darkness is BIB FORTUNA, a humanlike
alien with long tentacles protruding from his skull.
BIB
: Die Wanna Wanga!
THREEPIO : Oh, my! Die Wanna Wauaga. We -- we bring
a message to your master, Jabba the Hutt.
Artoo
lets out a series of quick beeps.
THREEPIO
(cont) : ... and a gift. (thinks a moment, then to
Artoo) Gift, what gift?
Bib
shakes his head negatively.
BIB
: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.
Bib
holds out his hand toward Artoo and the tiny droid backs up
a bit, letting out a protesting array of squeaks. Threepio
turns to the strange-looking alien.
THREEPIO
: He says that our instructions are to give it only to
Jabba himself.
Bib
thinks about this for a moment.
THREEPIO
: I'm terribly sorry. I'm afraid he's ever so stubborn
about these sort of things. Bib gestures for the droids to
follow.
BIB : Nudd Chaa.
The
droids follow the tall, tentacled alien into the darkness,
trailed by the two guards.
THREEPIO
: Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this.
INT
JABBA'S THRONE ROOM
The
throne room is filled with the vilest, most grotesque CREATURES
ever conceived in the universe. Artoo and Threepio seem very
small as they pause in the doorway to the dimly lit chamber.
Light shafts partially illuminate the drunken courtiers as
Bib Fortuna crosses the room to the platform upon which rests
the leader of this nauseating crowd: JABBA THE HUTT. The monarch
of the galactic underworld is a repulsive blob of bloated
fat with a maniacal grin. Chained to the horrible creature
is the beautiful alien female dancer named OOLA. At the foot
of the dais sits an obnoxious birdlike creature, SALACIOUS
CRUMB. Bib whispers something in the slobbering degenerate's
ear. Jabba laughs horribly, at the two terrified droids before
him. Threepio bows politely.
THREEPIO
: Good morning.
JABBA : Bo Shuda!
The
robots jump forward to stand before the repulsive, loose -
skinned villain.
THREEPIO
: The message, Artoo, the message.
Artoo
whistles, and a beam of light projects from his domed head,
creating a HOLOGRAM of LUKE on the floor. The image grows
to over ten feet tall, and the young Jedi towers over the
space gangsters.
LUKE
: Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.
I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your
anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience
with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life. (Jabba's crowd
laughs) With your wisdom, I'm sure that we can work out an
arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us
to avoid any unpleasant confrontation. As a token of my goodwill,
I present to you a gift: these two droids.
Threepio
is startled by this announcement.
THREEPIO
: What did he say?
LUKE (cont) : ... Both are hardworking and will
serve you well.
THREEPIO : This can't be! Artoo, you're playing the
wrong message.
Luke's
hologram disappears. Jabba laughs while Bib speaks to him
in Huttese.
JABBA
(in Huttese subtitled) : There will be no bargain.
THREEPIO : We're doomed.
JABBA (in Huttese subtitled) : I will not give
up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is.
Jabba
laughs hideously and looks toward an alcove beside the throne.
Hanging high, flat against the wall, exactly as we saw him
last, is a carbonized HAN SOLO.
THREEPIO
: Artoo, look! Captain Solo. And he's still frozen in
carbonite.
INT
DUNGEON CORRIDOR
One
of Jabba's Gamorrean guards marches Artoo and Threepio down
a dank, shadowy passageway lined with holding cells. The cries
of unspeakable creatures bounce off the cold stone walls.
Occasionally a repulsive arm or tentacle grabs through the
bars at the hapless droids. Artoo beeps pitifully.
THREEPIO
: What could possibly have come over Master Luke. Is it
something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my
work. Oh! Oh! Hold it! Ohh!
A
large tentacle wraps around Threepio's neck. He manages to
break free, and they move on to a door at the end of the corridor.
INT
BOILER ROOM
The
door slides open, revealing a room filled with steam and noisy
machinery. The guard motions them into the boiler room, where
they are met by a tall, thin humanlike robot named EV-9D9
(EVE-NINEDENINE). Behind the robot can be seen a torture rack
pulling the legs off a screaming baby work droid. A second
power droid is upside down. As smoking branding irons are
pressed into his feet, the stubby robot lets out an agonized
electronic scream. Artoo and Threepio cringe as the guard
grunts to EV-9D9.
NINEDENINE
: Ah, good. New acquisitions. You are a protocol droid,
are you not?
THREEPIO : I am See-Threepio, human-cy...
NINEDENINE : Yes or no will do.
THREEPIO : Oh. Well, yes.
NINEDENINE : How many languages do you speak?
THREEPIO : I am fluent in over six million forms of
communication, and can readily...
NINEDENINE : Splendid! We have been without an interpreter
since our master got angry with our last protocol droid and
disintegrated him.
THREEPIO : Disintegrated?
NINEDENINE (to a Gamorrean guard) : Guard! This
protocol droid might be useful. Fit him with a restraining
bolt and take him back to His Excellency's main audience chamber.
The
guard shoves Threepio toward the door.
THREEPIO
(disappearing) : Artoo, don't leave me! Ohhh!
Artoo
lets out a plaintive cry as the door closes. Then he beeps
angrily.
NINEDENINE
: You're a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some
respect. I have need for you on the master's Sail Barge. And
I think you'll fit in nicely.
The
poor work droid in the background lets out another tortured
electronic scream.
INT
JABBA'S THRONE ROOM
The
court of Jabba the Hutt is in the midst of a drunken, raucous
party. Sloppy, smelly monsters cheer and make rude noises
as Oola and a fat female dancer perform in front of Jabba's
throne. Jabba leers at the dancers and with a lustful gleam
in his eye beckons Oola to come and sit with him. She stops
dancing and backs away, shaking her head. Jabba gets angry
and points to a spot next to him.
JABBA
: Da Eitha! The lovely alien shakes her head again and
screams.
OOLA : Na Chuba negatorie Na! Na! Natoota... Jabba
is furious and pulls her toward him, tugging on the chain.
JABBA : Boscka!
He
pushes a button and, before the dancer can flee, a trap door
in the floor springs open and swallows her up. As the door
snaps shut, a muffled growl is followed by a hideous scream.
Jabba and his monstrous friends laugh hysterically and several
revelers hurry over to watch her fate through a grate. Threepio
cringes and glances wistfully at the carbonite form of Han
Solo, but is immediately distracted by a gunshot offscreen.
An unnatural quiet sweeps the boisterous gathering. On
the far side of the room, the crush of debauchers moves aside
to allow the approach of two guards followed by BOUSHH, an
oddly cloaked bounty hunter, leading his captive, Han Solo's
copilot, CHEWBACCA THE WOOKIEE. Bib takes his place next to
his disgusting master, and whispers into his ear, pointing
at Chewbacca and the bounty hunter. Jabba listens intently,
then the bounty hunter bows before the gangster and speaks
a greeting in a strange, electronically processed tongue (Ubese).
BOUSHH
(in Ubese subtitled) : I have come for the bounty
on this Wookiee.
THREEPIO : Oh, no! Chewbacca!
JABBA (in Huttese subtitled) : At last we have
the mighty Chewbacca.
Jabba
lets out a loud, long, blood-curdling laugh and turns to Threepio,
waving him closer. The reluctant droid obeys.
THREEPIO
: Oh, uh, yes, uh, I am here, Your Worshipfulness. Uh...
yes!
Jabba
continues speaking, as Threepio nervously translates. Boushh
listens, studying the dangerous creatures around the room.
He notices BOBA FETT standing near the door.
THREEPIO
: Oh. The illustrious Jabba bids you welcome and will
gladly pay you the reward of twenty- five thousand.
BOUSHH (in Ubese subtitled) : I want fifty thousand.
No less.
Jabba
immediately flies into a rage, knocking the golden droid off
the raised throne into a clattering heap on the floor. Boushh
adjusts his weapon as Jabba raves in Huttese and Threepio
struggles back onto the throne. The disheveled droid tries
to compose himself.
THREEPIO
: Uh, oh... but what, what did I say? (to Boushh) Uh,
the mighty Jabba asks why he must pay fifty thousand.
The
bounty hunter holds up a small silver ball in his hand. Threepio
looks at it, then looks at Jabba, then back to the bounty
hunter. The droid is very nervous and Jabba is getting very
impatient.
THREEPIO
: Because he's holding a thermal detonator.
The
guards instantly back away, as do most of the other monsters
in the room. Jabba stares at the silver ball, which begins
to glow in the bounty hunter's hand. The room has fallen into
a tense hush. Jabba stares at the bounty hunter malevolently
until a sly grin creeps across his vast mouth and he begins
to laugh.
JABBA
(in Huttese subtitled) : This bounty hunter is my kind
of scum. Fearless and inventive. Jabba continues.
THREEPIO
: Jabba offers the sum of thirty-five. And I suggest you
take it.
Bib
and the other monsters study the bounty hunter and wait for
his reaction. Boushh releases a switch on the thermal detonator
and it goes dead.
BOUSHH
: Zeebuss.
THREEPIO : He agrees!
The
raucous crowd of monsters erupts in a symphony of cheers and
applause as the party returns to its full noisy pitch. Chewbacca
growls. As he is led away we spot LANDO CALRISSIAN, disguised
as a skiff guard in a partial face mask. The band starts up
and dancing girls take the center of the floor, to the hoots
of the loudly appreciative creatures. Boushh leans against
a column with gunfighter cool and surveys the scene, his gaze
stopping only when it connects with a glare from across the
room. Boba Fett is watching him. Boushh shifts slightly, cradling
his weapon lovingly. Boba Fett shifts with equally ominous
arrogance.
INT
DUNGEON CORRIDOR AND CELL
Gamorrean
guards lead Chewie down the same hallway we saw before. When
a tentacle reaches out at the Wookiee, Chewie's ferocious
ROAR echoes against the walls and the tentacle snaps back
into its cell in terror. It takes all the guards to hurl Chewie
roughly into a cell, slamming the door behind him. Chewie
lets out a pathetic howl and bangs on the iron door.
EXT
JABBA'S PALACE
The
palace is sitting in the light of the double sunset. On the
road in front, a large toadlike creature flicks its tongue
out for a desert rodent and burps in satisfaction.
INT JABBA'S THRONE ROOM - NIGHT
Silence.
The room is deserted, only the awful debris of the alien celebration
giving mute witness to the activity here before. Several drunk
creatures lie unconscious around the room, snoring loudly.
A shadowy figure moves stealthily among the columns at the
perimeter of the room and is revealed to be Boushh, the bounty
hunter. He picks his way carefully through the snoring, drunken
monsters. Han Solo, the frozen space pirate, hangs spotlighted
on the wall, his coffin-like case suspended by a force field.
The bounty hunter deactivates the force field by flipping
a control switch to one side of the coffin. The heavy case
slowly lowers to the floor of the alcove. Boushh steps up
to the case, studying Han, then turns to the controls on the
side of the coffin. He activates a series of switches and,
after one last, hesitant look at Han, slides the decarbonization
lever. The case begins to emit a sound as the hard shell covering
the contours of Han's face begins to melt away. The bounty
hunter watches as Han's body is freed of its metallic coat
and his forearms and hands, previously raised in reflexive
protest, drop slackly to his side. His face muscles relax
from their mask of horror. He appears quite dead. Boushh's
ugly helmet leans close to Han's face listening for the breath
of life. Nothing. He waits. Han's eyes pop open with a start
and he begins coughing. The bounty hunter steadies the staggering
newborn.
BOUSHH
: Just relax for a moment. You're free of the carbonite.
Han
touches his face with his hand and moans.
BOUSHH
: Shhh. You have hibernation sickness.
HAN : I can't see.
BOUSHH : You eyesight will return in time.
HAN : Where am I?
BOUSHH : Jabba's palace.
HAN : Who are you?
The
bounty hunter reaches up and lifts the helmet from his head,
revealing the beautiful face of PRINCESS LEIA.
LEIA
: Someone who loves you.
HAN : Leia!
LEIA : I gotta get you out of here.
As
Leia helps her weakened lover to stand up, the relative quiet
is pierced by an obscene HUTTESE CACKLE from the other side
of the alcove.
HAN
: What's that? I know that laugh.
The
curtain on the far side of the alcove opens, revealing Jabba
the Hutt, surrounded by Bib and other aliens. He laughs again,
and his gross cronies join in a cacophony of alien glee.
HAN
: Hey, Jabba. Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay
you back, but I got a little sidetracked. It's not my fault.
Jabba
laughs.
JABBA
: (in Huttese subtitled) It's too late for that, Solo.
You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.
HAN : Look...
JABBA : (cont Huttese subtitled) Take him away!
The
guards grab Han and start to lead him away.
HAN
: Jabba... I'll pay you triple! You're throwing away a
fortune here. Don't be a fool!
Han
is dragged off, as Lando quickly moves forward and attempts
to lead Leia away.
JABBA
: (in Huttese subtitled) Bring her to me.
Jabba
chuckles as Lando and a second guard drag the beautiful young
princess toward him. Threepio peeks from behind a monster
and quickly turns away in disgust.
LEIA
: We have powerful friends. You're gonna regret this...
JABBA : (in Huttese subtitled) I'm sure.
Inexorably
her lovely face moves to within a few inches of Jabba's ugly
blob of a head, and Leia turns away in disgust.
LEIA
: Ugh!
THREEPIO : Ohhh, I can't bear to watch.
INT
DUNGEON CELL
The
heavy metal door of the dungeon whines and slowly creaks open.
A guard throws the blinded star captain into the dark cell
and the door slams shut behind him, leaving only a thin sliver
of light from a crack in the door. Han is trying to collect
himself when suddenly a growl is heard from the far side of
the cell. He jumps back against the cell door and listens.
HAN
: Chewie? Chewie, is that you?
The
shadowy figure lets out a crazy yell and races toward Han,
lifting him off the ground with a big hug that carries them
into the light, revealing Chewie.
HAN
: Ah! Chew--Chewie!
The
giant Wookiee barks with glee.
HAN
: Wait. I can't see, pal. What's goin' on? Chewie barks
an excited blue streak.
HAN : Luke? Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of
himself, much less rescue anybody. Chewie barks a reply.
HAN : A...Jedi Knight? I--I'm out of it for a little
while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur.
Chewie
growls insistently. He holds Han to his chest and pets his
head.
HAN
: I'm all right, pal. I'm all right.
INT
MAIN GATE AND HALL - JABBA'S PALACE
Noisily,
the main gate lifts to flood the blackness with blinding LIGHT
and reveal the silhouetted figure of LUKE SKYWALKER. He is
clad in a robe similar to Ben's and wears neither pistol nor
laser sword. Luke strides purposefully into the hallway. Two
giant guards move to block Luke's path. Luke halts. Luke raises
his hand and points at the puzzled guards, who immediately
lower their spears and fall back. The young Jedi lowers his
hand and moves on down the hallway. Bib Fortuna appears out
of the gloom. He speaks to Luke as they approach each other,
but Luke doesn't stop and Bib must reverse his direction and
hurry alongside the young Jedi in order to carry on the conversation.
Several other guards fall in behind them in the darkness.
LUKE
: I must speak with Jabba.
Bib
answers in Huttese, shaking his head in denial. Luke stops
and stares at Bib; he raises his hand slightly.
LUKE
: You will take me to Jabba now!
Bib
turns in a hypnotic response to Luke's command, and Luke follows
him into the gloom.
LUKE
: You serve your master well.
Bib
responds.
LUKE
: And you will be rewarded.
INT
JABBA'S THRONE ROOM
Jabba
is asleep on his throne, with Leia lying in front of him.
Salacious sits by Jabba's tail, watching it wriggle. Leia
is now dressed in the skimpy costume of a dancing girl; a
chain runs from a manacle/necklace at her throat to her new
master, Jabba the Hutt. Threepio stands behind Jabba as Bib
comes up to the gangster slug.
THREEPIO
: At last! Master Luke's come to rescue me.
BIB : Master.
Jabba
awakens with a start and Bib continues, in Huttese.
BIB
: ...Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight.
JABBA : (in Huttese subtitled) I told you not to admit
him.
LUKE : I must be allowed to speak.
BIB : (in Huttese subtitled) He must be allowed to
speak.
Jabba,
furious, clobbers Bib and shoves him away.
JABBA
: (in Huttese subtitled) You weak-minded fool! He's using
an old Jedi mind trick.
Luke
stares hard at Jabba.
LUKE
: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
JABBA : (in Huttese subtitled) Your mind powers will
not work on me, boy.
LUKE : Nevertheless, I'm taking Captain Solo and his
friends. You can either profit by this... or be destroyed!
It's your choice. But I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
Jabba's
laugh is mean and loud. Threepio attempts to warn Luke about
the pit.
THREEPIO
: Master Luke, you're standing on...
JABBA : (in Huttese subtitled) There will be no bargain,
young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
Luke
reaches out, and a pistol jumps out of a guard's holster and
flies into Luke's hand. The bewildered guard grabs for it
as Jabba raises his hand.
JABBA
: Bascka!
The
floor suddenly drops away, sending Luke and the hapless guard
into the pit. The pistol goes off, blasting a hole in the
ceiling. Jabba laughs and his courtiers join in. Leia starts
forward but is restrained by a human guard-- Lando, recognizable
behind his mask. She looks at him and he shakes his head "no."
INT
RANCOR PIT
Luke
and the guard have dropped twenty-five feet from a chute into
the dungeonlike cage. Luke gets to his feet as the guard yells
hysterically for help. A crowd gathers up around the edge
of the pit as the door in the side of the pit starts to RUMBLE
open. The guard screams in panic. Luke looks calmly around
for a means of escape.
THREEPIO
: Oh, no! The Rancor!
At
the side of the pit, an iron door rumbles upward and a giant,
fanged RANCOR emerges. The guard runs to the side of the pit
and tries futilely to scramble to the top. The hideous beast
closes in on him. The Rancor moves past Luke, and as the guard
continues to scramble, the Rancor picks him up and pops him
into its slavering jaws. A few screams, and the guard is swallowed
with a gulp. The audience cheers and laughs at the guard's
fate. The monster turns and starts for Luke. The young Jedi
dashes away just ahead of the monster's swipe at him, and
picks up the long arm bone of an earlier victim. The monster
grabs Luke and brings him up to his salivating mouth. At the
last moment, Luke wedges the bone in the monster's mouth and
is dropped to the floor. The monster bellows in rage and flails
about, hitting the side of the pit, causing an avalanche.
The monster crushes the bone in its jaws and sees Luke, who
squeezes into a crevice in the pit wall. Luke looks past the
monster to the holding cave beyond. On the far side of the
holding cave is a utility door--if only he can get to it.
The Rancor spots Luke and reaches into the crevice for him.
Luke grabs a large rock and raises it, smashing it down on
the Rancor's finger.
HOLDING
TUNNEL - RANCOR PIT
The
Rancor lets out a loud howl as Luke makes a run for the holding
cave. He reaches the door and pushes a button to open it.
When he succeeds, he sees a heavy barred gate between him
and safety. Beyond the gate two guards look up from their
dinner. Luke turns to see the monster heading for him, and
pulls with all his might on the gate. The guards move to the
gate and start poking at the young Jedi with spears, laughing.
Luke crouches (against the wall) as the monster starts to
reach for him. Suddenly he notices a main door control panel
halfway up the wall. As the Rancor moves in for the kill,
Luke picks up a skull from the cave floor and hurls it at
the panel. The giant overhead door comes crashing down on
the beast's head, squashing it like a sledgehammer on an egg.
A startled gasp is heard from the stunned court. There's consternation
at this turn of events. Heads look to Jabba, who is actually
turning red with anger. Leia cannot suppress her joy. Jabba
utters harsh commands to his guards and they hurry off.
JABBA
: (in Huttese subtitled) Bring me Solo and the Wookiee.
They will all suffer for this outrage.
INT
RANCOR PIT
The
Rancor KEEPERS have come into the cage and are examining their
dead beast. One of them breaks down and weeps. The other glares
menacingly at Luke, who is unworried. Several guards rush
into the holding tunnel and take Luke away.
INT
THRONE ROOM
The
crowd of creepy courtiers parts as Han and Chewie are brought
into the throne room, and other guards drag Luke up the steps.
LUKE
: Han!
HAN : Luke!
LUKE : Are you all right?
HAN : Fine. Together again, huh?
LUKE : Wouldn't miss it.
HAN : How are we doing?
LUKE : The same as always.
HAN : That bad, huh? Where's Leia?
Luke
looks to Leia.
LEIA
: I'm here.
Threepio
is standing behind the grotesque gangster as he strokes Leia
like a pet cat. Several of the guards, including Lando, bring
Luke from the other side of the room. Boba is standing behind
Jabba. Threepio steps forward and translates for the captives.
THREEPIO
: Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the
Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
HAN : Good, I hate long waits.
THREEPIO : You will therefore be taken to the Dune
Sea and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of
the all-powerful Sarlacc.
HAN (to Luke) : Doesn't sound so bad.
THREEPIO : In his belly, you will find a new definition
of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand
years.
HAN : On second thought, let's pass on that, huh?
Chewie
barks his agreement.
LUKE
: You should have bargained, Jabba. That's the last mistake
you'll ever make.
Jabba
cackles evilly at this. As the guards drag the prisoners from
the throne room, a loud cheer rises from the crowd. Leia and
Chewie exchange concerned looks, but Luke Skywalker, Jedi
warrior, cannot suppress a smile.
EXT
TATOOINE SEA - SKIFF
Jabba's
huge SAIL BARGE moves above the desert surface accompanied
by two smaller SKIFFS. One of the skiffs glides close, revealing
Luke, Han, and Chewie -- all in bonds -- surrounded by guards,
one of whom is Lando in disguise.
HAN
: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big
dark blur, I see a big light blur.
LUKE : There's nothing to see. I used to live here,
you know.
HAN : You're gonna die here, you know. Convenient.
LUKE : Just stick close to Chewie and Lando. I've taken
care of everything.
HAN : Oh... great!
INT
BARGE OBSERVATION DECK
Jabba
the Hutt rides like a sultan in the massive antigravity ship.
His entire retinue is with him, drinking, eating, and having
a good time. Leia is watching her friends in the skiff when
the chain attached to her neck is pulled tight and Jabba tugs
the scantily clad princess to him.
JABBA
: (in Huttese subtitled) Soon you will learn to appreciate
me.
Threepio
wanders among the Sail Barge aliens, bumping into a smaller
droid serving drinks, spilling them all over the place. The
stubby droid lets out an angry series of beeps and whistles.
THREEPIO
: Oh, I'm terribly sor... Artoo! What are you doing here?
Artoo
beeps a quick reply.
THREEPIO
: Well, I can see you're serving drinks, but this place
is dangerous. They're going to execute Master Luke and, if
we're not careful, us too!
Artoo
whistles a singsong response.
THREEPIO
: Hmm. I wish I had your confidence.
EXT
SARLACC PIT
The
convoy moves up over a huge sand pit. The Sail Barge stops
to one side of the depression, as does the escort skiff. But
the prisoner's skiff moves out directly over the center and
hovers. At the bottom of the deep cone of sand is a repulsive,
mucous - lined hole, surrounded by thousands of needle-sharp
teeth. This is the SARLACC. A plank is extended from the edge
of the prisoner's skiff. Guards release Luke's bonds and shove
him out onto the plank above the Sarlacc's mouth.
EXT
SAIL BARGE OBSERVATION DECK
Jabba
and Leia are now by the rail, watching. Threepio leans forward
and the slobbering villain mumbles something to him. As Threepio
steps up to a comlink, Jabba raises his arm and the motley
array of intergalactic pirates fall silent. Threepio's voice
is amplified across loudspeakers.
THREEPIO
: Victims of the almighty Sarlacc: His Excellency hopes
that you will die honorably. But should any of you wish to
beg for mercy, the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to
your pleas.
EXT
SKIFF
Han
steps forward arrogantly and begins to speak.
HAN
: Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of... worm-ridden
filth he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?
Chewie
growls his agreement.
LUKE
: Jabba! This is your last chance. Free us or die.
Lando
moves unobtrusively along the skiff as Luke shoots a quick
look of conspiracy to him.
INT
SAIL BARGE OBSERVATION DECK
The
assembled monsters rock with mocking laughter as Artoo zips
unnoticed up the ramp to the upper deck. Jabba's laughter
subsides as he speaks into the comlink.
JABBA
: (in Huttese subtitled) Move him into position.
Jabba
makes a thumbs-down gesture. Leia looks worried.
EXT
BARGE - UPPER DECK
Artoo
appears from below and zips over to the rail facing the pit.
Below, in the skiff, Luke is prodded by a guard to the edge
of the plank over the gaping Sarlacc. Luke looks up at Artoo,
then gives a jaunty salute: the signal the little droid has
been waiting for. A flap opens in Artoo's domed head.
JABBA
: (in Huttese subtitled) Put him in.
EXT
SKIFF - PLANK
Luke
is prodded and jumps off the plank to the cheers of the bloodthirsty
spectators. But, before anyone can even perceive what is happening,
he spins around and grabs the end of the plank by his fingertips.
The plank bends wildly from his weight and catapults him skyward.
In midair he does a complete flip and drops down on the end
of the plank in the same spot he just vacated, but facing
the skiff. He casually extends an open palm and -- his lightsaber,
which Artoo has sent arcing toward him, drops into his hand.
With samurai speed, Luke ignites it and attacks the guard
who prodded him off the plank, sending the hapless monster
screaming overboard. The other guards swarm toward Luke. He
wades into them, lightsaber flashing. Lando struggles with
another guard at the back of the skiff.
EXT
SARLACC PIT
A
bewildered guard lands in the soft, sandy slope of the pit,
and begins sliding. He claws desperately as a Sarlacc tentacle
grabs him and pulls him screaming into the viscous mouth.
INT
SAIL BARGE
Jabba
watches this and explodes in rage. He barks commands, and
the guards around him rush off to do his bidding. The scuzzy
creatures watching the action from the window are in an uproar.
EXT
SKIFF
Luke
knocks another guard off the skiff and into the waiting mouth
of the Sarlacc. He starts to untie Chewie's bonds.
LUKE
: Easy, Chewie.
At
that moment, the deck gunmen on the barge unleash a series
of blasts from a big cannon on the upper deck. Lando is tossed
from the deck of the rocking skiff. He manages to grab a rope,
and dangles desperately above the Sarlacc pit.
LANDO
: Whoa! Whoa! Help!
EXT
UPPER DECK - SAIL BARGE
With
two swift strides, the dangerous Boba Fett ignites his rocket
pack, leaps into the air, and flies from the barge down to
the skiff.
EXT
SKIFF
Boba
lands on the skiff and starts to aim his laser gun at Luke,
who has freed Han and Chewie from their bonds. But before
Boba can fire, the young Jedi spins on him, lightsaber sweeping,
and hacks the bounty hunter's gun in half. Immediately, the
skiff takes another direct hit from the barge's deck gun.
Shards of skiff deck fly. Chewie and Han are thrown against
the rail.
HAN
: Chewie, you okay? Where is he?
The
Wookiee is wounded and he howls in pain.
HAN
: I'm okay, pal.
For
a moment, Luke is distracted, and in that moment, Boba fires
a cable out of his armored sleeve. Instantly, Luke is wrapped
in a strong cable, his arms pinned against his side, his sword
arm free only from the wrist down. Luke bends his wrist so
the lightsaber points straight up to reach the wire lasso
and cuts through. Luke shrugs away the cable and stands free.
Another blast from the Barge's deck gun hits near Boba and
he is knocked unconscious to the deck, next to where Lando
is hanging.
LANDO
: Han! Chewie?
HAN : Lando!
Luke
is a little shaken but remains standing as a fusillade brackets
him. The second skiff, loaded with guards firing their weapons,
moves in on Luke fast. Luke leaps toward the incoming second
skiff. The young Jedi leaps into the middle of the second
skiff and begins decimating the guards from their midst. Chewie,
wounded, tries to lift himself as he barks directions to Han,
guiding him toward a spear which has been dropped by one of
the guards. Han searches the deck as Chewie barks directions;
finally he grabs hold of the spear. Boba Fett, badly shaken,
rises from the deck. He looks over at the other skiff, where
Luke is whipping a mass of guards. Boba raises his arm, and
aims his lethal appendage. Chewie barks desperately at Han.
HAN
: Boba Fett?! Boba Fett?! Where?
The
space pirate turns around blindly, and the long spear in his
hand whacks squarely in the middle of Boba's rocket pack.
The impact of the swing causes the rocket pack to ignite.
Boba blasts off, flying over the second skiff like a missile,
smashing against the side of the huge Sail Barge and sliding
away into the pit. He screams as his armored body makes its
last flight past Lando and directly into the mucous mouth
of the Sarlacc. The Sarlacc burps. Chewie growls a weak congratulations
to Han.
INT
SAIL BARGE
Leia
turns from the spectacle outside, leaps onto Jabba's throne,
and throws the chain that enslaves her over his head around
his bulbous neck. Then she dives off the other side of the
throne, pulling the chain violently in her grasp. Jabba's
flaccid neck contracts beneath the tightening chain. His huge
eyes bulge from their sockets and his scum-coated tongue flops
out. The Exalted Hutt's huge tail spasms through its death
throes and then slams down into final stillness. Leia struggles
to free herself of her bondage.
EXT
SKIFF
Luke
continues to destroy the aliens on the guards' skiff, as Han
extends his spear downward to Lando, who is still dangling
precariously from a rope on the prisoner's skiff.
HAN
: Lando, grab it!
LANDO : Lower it!
HAN : I'm trying!
A
major hit from the barge deck gun knocks the skiff on its
side. Han and almost everything else on board slides overboard.
The rope breaks, and Lando falls to the side of the Sarlacc
pit. Luckily, Han's foot catches on the skiff railing and
he dangles above Lando and the pit. The wounded Wookiee holds
onto the skiff for dear life as another hit from the deck
gun rocks the skiff violently.
HAN
: Whoa! Whoa! Grab me, Chewie! I'm slipping.
Chewie
grabs hold of Han's feet, holding him upside down, as Han
extends the spear toward Lando, who is clutching to the side
of the pit.
HAN
: Grab it! L--Lando. Grab!
Luke
finishes off the last guard on the second skiff. He sees the
deck gun blasting away at his helpless companions. Luke leaps
from the skiff, across a chasm of air, to the sheer metallic
side of the Sail Barge. Barely able to get a fingerhold, he
begins a painful climb up the hull, when suddenly an ax smashes
through a window an inch from his head. With Jedi agility,
Luke grasps the wrist holding the ax and yanks the helpless
guard through the broken window and into the deadly pit. The
injured Chewie is reaching over the rail for the dangling
Han, who is in turn blindly reaching down toward the desperate
Lando. The Baron has stopped his slippage down the sandy slope
of the Sarlacc pit by lying very still. Every time he tries
to reach for Han, the loose sand moves him closer to his final
reward.
HAN
: Grab it! Almost... You almost got it!
Another
blast hits the front of the tilted skiff, causing Lando to
let go of the spear.
LANDO
: Hold it! Whoa!
Again
Han extends the spear toward Lando.
HAN
: Gently now. All... all right. Now easy, easy. Hold me,
Chewie.
Lando
screams. One of the Sarlacc's tentacles has wrapped tightly
around his ankle, dragging him down the side of the pit.
HAN
: Chewie! Chewie, give me the gun. Don't move, Lando.
LANDO : No, wait! I thought you were blind!
HAN : It's all right. Trust me. Don't move.
LANDO : All right! A little higher! Just a little higher!
Han
adjusts his aim as Lando lowers his head, and the fuzzy-eyed
pirate fires at the tentacle. Direct hit. The tentacle releases
Lando, and Chewie starts to pull them on board the skiff.
HAN
: Chewie, Pull us up! Come on! Okay... up, Chewie, up!
EXT
UPPER DECK
The
deck gunners have Chewie and the desperate dangling human
chain in their gun sights when something up on deck commands
their attention: Luke, standing before them like a pirate
king, ignites his lightsaber. The deck gunners have barely
reached for their pistols before the young Jedi has demolished
them. Immediately, Luke turns to see two more gunners (who
have been uncovering a giant gun at the end of the barge)
racing for him, firing their laser pistols.
INT
SAIL BARGE - OBSERVATION DECK
Leia
is struggling against her chains in desperation as Artoo zips
through the tumult of confused monsters to the rescue; the
stubby little droid extends a small laser gun and blasts the
chain apart.
LEIA : Come on. We gotta get out of here quick.
Artoo and Leia race for the exit, passing Threepio, who
is kicking and screaming as Salacious Crumb, the reptilian
monkey- monster picks out one of the golden droid's eyes.
THREEPIO
: Not my eyes! Artoo, help! Quickly, Artoo. Oh! Ohhh!
You beast!
Artoo
zips over and zaps Salacious, sending him skyward with a scream,
crashing into the rafters as Artoo, Leia, and Threepio (with
his eye dangling from a wire) hurry off.
EXT
UPPER DECK - SAIL BARGE
Luke
is warding off laser blasts with his lightsaber, surrounded
by guards and fighting like a demon. Leia emerges onto the
deck as Luke turns to face another guard.
LUKE
(to Leia) : Get the gun! Point it at the deck!
Leia
turns toward the barge cannon, climbs on the platform, and
swivels the gun around.
LUKE
: Point it at the deck!
A
laser blast hits Luke's mechanical hand and he bends over
in pain, but manages to swing his lightsaber upward and take
out the last of the guards. He looks at the wounded hand,
which reveals the mechanism. He flexes the hand; it still
works. Near the rail of the upper deck, Artoo and Threepio
steady themselves as Threepio gets ready to jump. Artoo beeps
wildly.
THREEPIO
: Artoo, where are we going? I couldn't possibly jump.
Artoo
butts the golden droid over the edge and steps off himself,
tumbling toward the sand. Luke runs along the empty deck toward
Leia and the barge gun, which she has brought around to point
down at the deck.
LUKE
: Come on!
Luke
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