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For all you people who work or did work in a cinema for far too long!

You know you've worked in a cinema for too long when....

the smell of hot dogs raw or cooked make u want to vomit

you know that cinema nacho cheese sauce is NASTY!

and as for that stuff they call mustard....!

the sight of small children scares you

you want to punch the next person that says "Which sides Salted?" even though theres a f*****g sign to tell them!

you dream about Pick and Mix

you tear tickets and point customers to their screen in your sleep

you perfom hourly toilet checks....in your house!

you use cleaner sanitizer as deodrant

all your friends expect you to know the exact times for every film thats out that week....

and for free tickets if they go and see something!

you hate those stupid trainers with wheels that kids spin past you in, in the foyer

you hate it when customers moan about the price of stuff and then find they have left most of it in a screen when they come out

you have cravings for Ben and Jerry's ice cream

when you visit another cinema in your chain you can spot at lest 5 things that their staff are doing wrong and then moan about them when you get back to yours!

you recognise all the McDonalds staff when they come in or if you see them on a night out in town

you hate McDonalds...but still eat it!

you also recognise Unlimited customers outside of the cinema! (Cineworld only)

you boo everytime you go past a rival cinema

you go to another cinema for a "competitors report" and feel like you've cheated on boyfriend/girlfriend

when a film comes out on DVD you shout "But we only stopped showing that a few weeks ago! How is that out already?!!"

you know dates by what films are going to be out that day

you have no free time...and when you do you spend it watching films at work!!

Much better than work in a hypermarket...

No time this evening to make a list like you, but A.S.AP

There's a salted and unsalted side?

Half of that I didn't understand, but I feel your pain.

On the display it has a 'Sweet' sign to the left and 'Salted' to the right, clearly visible to the customer and yet the customer still asks, "which one's sweet and which one's salted?"

lol. That was a good list.

Mmmm, Ben & Jerry's. Need to get some myself.